Day 515

Day 515

To my husband:  It’s all fun and games until our son’s first words are “Wu Tang Clan’s ain’t nothin’ ta fuck wit.”

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Day 514

Day 514

Him: “If I had to write a Wheel of Fortune puzzle about you, it would be RAILROAD TRACKS IN MY UNDERWEAR.”

Off my look…

Him: “It’s a ‘Before & After’ puzzle!”

#wheresmyvodka?