SELLING HIS SHIT VS. SELLING MY SHIT ON CRAIGSLIST.
People who respond to ads for my stuff: H&M-clad girls looking to add a shabby-chic element to their dorm room. They pay full price, then offer me an extra $2 if I’ll help them drag it to their late 90′s Volvo. Sometimes we chat about the Cuban bakery next door and where the best Taco Tuesdays are in L.A.
People who respond to ads for his stuff: Angry, headset-wearing gamers who never went to prom and now live in a basement room, lit only by the glow of a fish tank. They offer me $7 instead of the $60 I initially asked for. When I politely decline, they scream that I’m no better than them and to expect to hear from their lawyer.