day 34

day 34

He farts in bed.

Me:  “What the fuck?”

Him:  “Sorry!  There’s a pain on my left side, so I wanted to see if it was appendicitis or just gas.”

Me:  “Which is it?”

Him:  “Gas.”

Me:  “Glad we got to the bottom of that.”

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