day 96

day 96

Him:  “Did you really shit on the bathmat?”

Me:  “Could we not talk about this?”

Him:  “I’m sorry!  It’s just been on my mind a lot.”

Me:  “Why?  Do you want a new wife?”

Him in a small voice:  “No…”

#datenight

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